FSMism

The more I look at it the more I'm tempted to sign up. After all, their heaven is better. Its got a beer volcano and a stripper factory. Plus a rather nice line on global warming. Nothing to do with CO2. Its pirates, or rather the lack of them. Maybe I'm missing the touch of his noodly appendage (or maybe I'm just trying to avoid writing a dissertation.)

However on the other hand Invisible Pink Unicorns are also intriguing me.

But Scientology's just plain nuts.