eBAY Madness!

Anyone got $2,995 spare, so I can cure cancer with a glorified torch?

Clubbing Tomorrow?

As I don't have to go to work on Saturday I'm definitely up for going clubbing this Friday. However, I'll need somewhere to stay, as there aren't any night-buses as far out as Dartford, and I really don't want to sit in an internet cafe for four hours waiting for the first train home. If anyone can offer me a floor to kip on I'd be most grateful.

I'm quite happy to cook supper beforehand, or breakfast in the morning if that's any good as a bribe.